Today's funny- liver and cheese

[freysmum]

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.  The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be  the one to reach her first, but end up
arriving in front of her at the same time.  The males are speechless before
her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her
in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides
to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words "liver" and
"cheese"  together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with
me."

The sturdy, muscular Black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and
cheese."

"That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever," said the Poodle.

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you
do?"

"Um.....I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my, said the Poodle.  "I guess it's hopeless. That's as uninspired as
the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says.  "How about you,
little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the
Taco Bell Chihuahua.  He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Gold
Retriever and the Lab and says...

"Liver alone, Cheese mine."

[Roland]

Oh that was painful

[Helen]

LOLOL!