freysmum
Cool Dog
Location:Central Queensland, Australia
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« on: December 12, 2007, 02:51:53 AM » |
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> A man is driving along a highway and sees a hare jump out across the
> middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but Unfortunately the
> hare jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well
> as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
> hare.
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> Much to his dismay, the hare is dead. The driver feels so awful that he
> begins to cry. Anyway this blonde woman was driving down the highway and
> sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out
> of the car and asks the man what's going on.
> "I feel terrible," he explains "I accidentally hit this hare and killed
> it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls
> out a Spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead hare, bends down, and
> sprays the contents onto the hare.
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> The hare jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the
> road. Ten metres away the hare stops, turns around and waves again, he
> hops down the road another ten metres, turns and waves, hops another ten
> metres, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until
> He hops out of sight.
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> The man is astonished. He naturally asks the woman,"What's in that can?
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> What did you spray on that hare?" The blonde chick turns the can around so
> that the man can read the label.
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> It says........................................
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> (Are you ready for this?)
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> (You know you're going to be sorry.)
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> It says, "Hair spray - Restores life to lifeless hair and adds permanent
> wave."
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This would have to be worse than the previous one!!!
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